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clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back


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This “Snake Juice” is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.


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brassy:

when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down


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spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming


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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge


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chickenwingdip:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this


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